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	<title>Douchebag Report(tm) &#187; Thanksgiving</title>
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		<title>Christopher Ford: Sweet Potato Douchebag</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ When most people endure a Thanksgiving dinner that&#8217;s not up to their liking, they suck it up.
Not Christopher Ford, 46 of Indiantown, Florida.
On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.
But Ford [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PETA Releases Parody Video Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In a bid for attention that&#8217;s qualitatively inferior to just getting attractive actresses and models to get naked, PETA has released a parody of the video game Cooking Mama: World Kitchen, Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, the Unauthorized PETA Edition. From the PETA press release:
In the original version, players score points for assembling a [...]]]></description>
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