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	<title>Douchebag Report(tm) &#187; Thanksgiving</title>
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		<title>Why Would Anyone Want To Marry Anthony Hardwick?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Say what you will about the #Occupy movements, they have brought all the self-righteous douchebags out of the woodwork for everyone to see. Normally such individuals would keep their musings to the comment sections of Huffington Post and Democratic Underground. Now, they’re out in the open, letting everyone know how entitled they really feel.
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		<title>Christopher Ford: Sweet Potato Douchebag</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ When most people endure a Thanksgiving dinner that&#8217;s not up to their liking, they suck it up.
Not Christopher Ford, 46 of Indiantown, Florida.
On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.
But Ford [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PETA Releases Parody Video Game</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In a bid for attention that&#8217;s qualitatively inferior to just getting attractive actresses and models to get naked, PETA has released a parody of the video game Cooking Mama: World Kitchen, Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, the Unauthorized PETA Edition. From the PETA press release:
In the original version, players score points for assembling a [...]]]></description>
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