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		<title>Comment on Barney Frank is coming for your money by Zack</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/677#comment-5044</link>
		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 08:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>barney seems like a guy who got picked on by everyone in school and now hes trying to get even with the world...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>barney seems like a guy who got picked on by everyone in school and now hes trying to get even with the world&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Soldier Takes Four Years To Read Job Description; Deserts to Germany by Courtney Smith</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1197#comment-3771</link>
		<dc:creator>Courtney Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scum?  What's the point of having a website for supplementing the content of the corporate news?  Aren't the big stories enough for you people?  

He was not "shocked."  Right-wingers are the worst offenders when it comes to concealing the barbarism of war behind fancy titles and medals.  Thanks to lying recruiters (though they don't necessarily lie about what the real consequences of the job of killing brown people is) armed with federal money and promises to give people decent-paying jobs and a college education, some people have few choices to achieve the so-called American dream.  But it's so hard to even get desperate people that they've been letting in skin heads!  Way to go assholes.  Clearly the magical fantastical, totally illogical and ahistorical commitment to the military and American imperialism is so supportable that someone who would oppose it and try to research the largely under reported air war in Iraq is "scum."  You people are probably "equal opportunity critics" like the libertarians Trey Parker and Matt Stone of sometimes claim to be.  

Thought I'd inject a bit of reality into this pathetic, hipster dick-measuring contest of a website.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scum?  What&#8217;s the point of having a website for supplementing the content of the corporate news?  Aren&#8217;t the big stories enough for you people?  </p>
<p>He was not &#8220;shocked.&#8221;  Right-wingers are the worst offenders when it comes to concealing the barbarism of war behind fancy titles and medals.  Thanks to lying recruiters (though they don&#8217;t necessarily lie about what the real consequences of the job of killing brown people is) armed with federal money and promises to give people decent-paying jobs and a college education, some people have few choices to achieve the so-called American dream.  But it&#8217;s so hard to even get desperate people that they&#8217;ve been letting in skin heads!  Way to go assholes.  Clearly the magical fantastical, totally illogical and ahistorical commitment to the military and American imperialism is so supportable that someone who would oppose it and try to research the largely under reported air war in Iraq is &#8220;scum.&#8221;  You people are probably &#8220;equal opportunity critics&#8221; like the libertarians Trey Parker and Matt Stone of sometimes claim to be.  </p>
<p>Thought I&#8217;d inject a bit of reality into this pathetic, hipster dick-measuring contest of a website.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Trooper Michael Galluccio: Douchebag Cop by Gnute</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gnute</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's well she did not deliver right then and there.  The poor child might have been tased as it was sneaking out of hiding to be a threat.

What Trooper Gallucio needs is nine months of pregnancy and then to meet himself as midwife during labor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s well she did not deliver right then and there.  The poor child might have been tased as it was sneaking out of hiding to be a threat.</p>
<p>What Trooper Gallucio needs is nine months of pregnancy and then to meet himself as midwife during labor.</p>
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		<title>Comment on The H is for HUSSEIN by George Bush On Best Political Blogs &#187; The H is for HUSSEIN</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1270#comment-3734</link>
		<dc:creator>George Bush On Best Political Blogs &#187; The H is for HUSSEIN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The H is for HUSSEIN The H is for HUSSEIN December 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment After it became the biggest taboo of the 2008 Presidential Election, Barak Obama is reclaiming his middle name. US President-elect Barack Obama will try to “reboot America’s image” among the world’s Muslims and will follow tradition by using his entire name, Barack Hussein Obama, in his swearing-in ceremony, he was quoted as saying in an interview published Wednesday in the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times. Douchebag Report re [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The H is for HUSSEIN The H is for HUSSEIN December 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment After it became the biggest taboo of the 2008 Presidential Election, Barak Obama is reclaiming his middle name. US President-elect Barack Obama will try to “reboot America’s image” among the world’s Muslims and will follow tradition by using his entire name, Barack Hussein Obama, in his swearing-in ceremony, he was quoted as saying in an interview published Wednesday in the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times. Douchebag Report re [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Blogojevich F**king B*sted by &#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted</title>
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		<dc:creator>&#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Finance, Economy-Business News, Stock Market wrote an interesting post today onHere&#8217;s a quick excerptBlohojevich F**king B*sted December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich f-bombed his way to prison over the last few months. The potty-mouthed politician and John Harris, his chief of staff, was arrested this morning on corruption charges related to Blagojevich’s attempt to sell the Senate Seat Barack Obama is vacating for the White House and extortion attempts against the Chicago Tribune. Attached to the U.S. District Court complaint is an FBI affidavit, excerpted be [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Finance, Economy-Business News, Stock Market wrote an interesting post today onHere&#8217;s a quick excerptBlohojevich F**king B*sted December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich f-bombed his way to prison over the last few months. The potty-mouthed politician and John Harris, his chief of staff, was arrested this morning on corruption charges related to Blagojevich’s attempt to sell the Senate Seat Barack Obama is vacating for the White House and extortion attempts against the Chicago Tribune. Attached to the U.S. District Court complaint is an FBI affidavit, excerpted be [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Blogojevich F**king B*sted by &#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted White House On Best Political Blogs: News And Info On White House</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1263#comment-3662</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted White House On Best Political Blogs: News And Info On White House</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] F**king B*sted      Posted in December 9th, 2008  by  in Uncategorized Blohojevich F**king B*sted Blohojevich F**king B*sted December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Blogojevich F**king B*sted by Whitehouse On Best Political Blogs &#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whitehouse On Best Political Blogs &#187; Blohojevich F**king B*sted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Blohojevich F**king B*sted Blohojevich F**king B*sted December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich f-bombed his way to prison over the last few months. The potty-mouthed politician and John Harris, his chief of staff, was arrested this morning on corruption charges related to Blagojevich’s attempt to sell the Senate Seat Barack Obama is vacating for the White House and extortion attempts against the Chicago Tribune. Attached to the U.S. District Court complaint is an FBI affidavit, excerpted be [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Blohojevich F**king B*sted Blohojevich F**king B*sted December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich f-bombed his way to prison over the last few months. The potty-mouthed politician and John Harris, his chief of staff, was arrested this morning on corruption charges related to Blagojevich’s attempt to sell the Senate Seat Barack Obama is vacating for the White House and extortion attempts against the Chicago Tribune. Attached to the U.S. District Court complaint is an FBI affidavit, excerpted be [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Trooper Michael Galluccio: Douchebag Cop by Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1243#comment-3660</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Trooper Michael Galluccio, stop posting the "top 10" on websites that are calling you out</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trooper Michael Galluccio, stop posting the &#8220;top 10&#8243; on websites that are calling you out</p>
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		<title>Comment on Trooper Michael Galluccio: Douchebag Cop by Scott Johnson</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1243#comment-3654</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott Johnson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Husband with 6 priors for excessive speed.
-&#62; Irrelevant.  This was an emergency.

2. Woman pregnant for 8 months.
-&#62; 8 months and in labor?  Emergency.

3. 5 hospitals capable of care passed.
-&#62; Irrelevant.  A woman having a preemie needs HER doctor.

4. Rush hour traffic.
-&#62; Duh.

5. Driving in the Emergency Lane.
-&#62; Again, duh.

6. Using excessive speed.
-&#62; I don't think it was excessive at all, given the circumstances.

7. Mother delivers baby more than half a day later.
-&#62; Irrelevant.  An emergency is an emergency.  Hindsight.

8. No loss of life, husband, mother and baby safe.
-&#62; Getting away with something does not make it safe.

9. No accidents caused.
-&#62; Whether or not they were stopped.  Yes.

10. Trooper justified, deserves commendation.
-&#62; Trooper is a gung-ho douchebag who dodged a bullet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Husband with 6 priors for excessive speed.<br />
-&gt; Irrelevant.  This was an emergency.</p>
<p>2. Woman pregnant for 8 months.<br />
-&gt; 8 months and in labor?  Emergency.</p>
<p>3. 5 hospitals capable of care passed.<br />
-&gt; Irrelevant.  A woman having a preemie needs HER doctor.</p>
<p>4. Rush hour traffic.<br />
-&gt; Duh.</p>
<p>5. Driving in the Emergency Lane.<br />
-&gt; Again, duh.</p>
<p>6. Using excessive speed.<br />
-&gt; I don&#8217;t think it was excessive at all, given the circumstances.</p>
<p>7. Mother delivers baby more than half a day later.<br />
-&gt; Irrelevant.  An emergency is an emergency.  Hindsight.</p>
<p>8. No loss of life, husband, mother and baby safe.<br />
-&gt; Getting away with something does not make it safe.</p>
<p>9. No accidents caused.<br />
-&gt; Whether or not they were stopped.  Yes.</p>
<p>10. Trooper justified, deserves commendation.<br />
-&gt; Trooper is a gung-ho douchebag who dodged a bullet.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Trooper Michael Galluccio: Douchebag Cop by Joe G, Everett WA</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe G, Everett WA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a worthless asshole. The new parents should sue the city.</description>
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