Douchebags. They’re everywhere. But there are some douchebags that take the title to a new level – they’re just too memorable.
For that reason, we’ve created the coveted Pearson Award, named after our first douchebag, the Dishonorable Roy L. Pearson (left).
This dubious certificate may be sporadically assigned and under-publicized, but rest assured that it is certainly well deserved.
We invite you to take a casual stroll through our historic list of douchebag honorees, and invite you to submit your own!
Current Honor Roll Inductees: