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		<title>Michele Bachmann is a Serious Presidential Candidate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michele Bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Presidential Candidate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In what can only be described as a desperate bid to be taken &#8220;seriously&#8221;, in last night&#8217;s Republican debate Michele Bachmann roared “I am a serious candidate for the presidency and I think it is important that I be treated as an equal on that stage.”
Here&#8217;s a hint, Michele&#8230;if you have to say it, you don&#8217;t.
For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time&#8217;s Mysterious Black Protestors</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2296</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Occupy Wall Street]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time Magazine announced it&#8217;s &#8220;Person of The Year&#8221; today. Determined to prove everyone right who said they&#8217;d jumped the shark by selecting &#8220;You&#8221; back in 2006, they went with &#8220;The Protestor&#8221; this year.
While the selection of &#8220;The Protester&#8221; is stupidly vague and essentially a pass by Time&#8217;s editorial board, what is ridiculous is the photo that accompanies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Administration: Major Nidal Hasan Went Postal, Not Jihadi</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2287</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sand 'Bags]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Obama Administration has found a highly effective method to eliminate Islamic terrorism: Changing its name.
During a joint session of the Senate and House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, the Maine Republican referenced a letter from the Defense Department depicting the Fort Hood shootings as workplace violence. She criticized the Obama administration for failing to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Would Anyone Want To Marry Anthony Hardwick?</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2268</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2268#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 07:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Douchebags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Change.org]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Target]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Say what you will about the #Occupy movements, they have brought all the self-righteous douchebags out of the woodwork for everyone to see. Normally such individuals would keep their musings to the comment sections of Huffington Post and Democratic Underground. Now, they’re out in the open, letting everyone know how entitled they really feel.
We all know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newport, RI Liquor Store Turns #OccupyWallStreet Into A Marketing Ploy</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2259</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 22:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Douchebites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#OccupyWallStreet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If there’s one thing that the #OccupyWallStreet crowd has demonstrated, through their words and actions over the last few weeks, it’s that they HATE businesses (with the possibly exceptions of drug peddlers and liberal media outlets). In fact, one of their main gripes is that it’s so hard to live in the modern world without [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#OccupyWallStreet Needs An Elevator Pitch That Isn&#8217;t #GiveUsEverythingForNothing</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2255</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2255#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#GiveUsEverythingForNothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#OccupyWallStreet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the last decade or so, the elevator pitch has become more and more  important, regardless of whether you were large corporation, a salesman looking  for a new client or a political movement about to take on Washington.
After the Enron debacle, many companies couldn’t find investors unless they  could concisely say what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pedro DeAlmeida: Douchebag Chiropractor</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2234</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Douchebags]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Pedro DeAlmeida, an East Providence chiropractic physician, specializes in straightening his own bone instead of his patients&#8217;. DeAlmeida just had his license suspended for a rather bizarre incident involving an 18-year old female patient.

According to documents from HEALTH, on August 27, DeAlmeida saw the patient for neck pain in a private examination room. &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pedophile Terrorist Naser Jason Abdo Tries, Fails To Mug Liberals With Reality</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2229</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sand 'Bags]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The latest devout follower of the Religion of Peace, Naser Jason Abdo, was arrested Tuesday after arousing the suspicions of a Killeen, Texas gun shop employee. Abdo was already a star of the Far Left, having somehow convinced the Army that the Muslim religion he shares with such well-known pacifists as Osama bin Laden and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There Is A Treatment For Douchebaggery?</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2215</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2215#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 20:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anthony Weiner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spectacularly self-destructive Congressman Anthony Weiner announced that he is seeking treatment for his condition. Here at The Douchebag Report, we pride ourselves on knowing everything douchebag, but we were unaware that there was a treatment available to cure someone of being a douchebag, save death.
The best response to a douchebag is isolation, so they can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gawker is Jealous of Zuckerberg</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2211</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 07:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Douchebites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gawker.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg is a bit of a douchebag, at least as portrayed in The Social Network. The guy screwed over several of his friends and a lot of his enemies on his path to create the multi-billion dollar empire that is Facebook. There have been no shortage of lawsuits on the matter.
That said, no one [...]]]></description>
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