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How Many Times Will Auntie Zeituni Vote?
January 19, 2010 · Leave a Comment
BOSTON — Zeituni Onyango, illegal immigrant aunt of President Barack Obama and current resident of Massachusetts may just have an opportunity to vote in today’s Senatorial run-off election. If so, will she take MSNBC’s Ed Schultz’s advice and cheat / commit voter fraud? You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Auntie Zeituni, you go girl! Ten votes are in your court — will you keep the Democrats fillibuster proof??? Read More →
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Barney Frank Criticizes Filibuster, Does Geico Commercial
January 19, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Barney Frank, Geico Spokesman
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), suggested that the Senate abandon the filibuster in a recent interview heard on Air America.
In the interview, Frank said “It’s time to shut it down . . . God didn’t create the filibuster, it’s part of the Senate rules.”
Interesting. What would Rep. Frank have said if Ted Kennedy’s old seat had actually been preserved by the Democrats? Hmmm…
Here’s the video courtesy Breitbart.tv:
Following this startling admission, Rep....
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Kanye West: Still Pushing The Douchebag Envelope
September 14, 2009 · 2 Comments
It must be tough being Kanye West. Imagine waking up every morning and having to find a way to let everyone know that you are a bigger douchebag than you were the day before.
Fortunately, he has a genius for this kind of thing. Compare how West tops the last time he made the Douchebag Report with his latest antic.
Last time, he was speaking in an interview, a forum where at least someone (the interviewer) gave a damn about what Kanye had to say.
This time, however, the rapper-producer decided to unleash his opinions...
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Super Bowl XLIV: The Expert Douchebag Guide
February 4, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Super Bowl Sunday is one of those special days in the year where you are fully expected to fuck up someone else’s house at a Sunday night party and show up to work on Monday in a seriously bad way. This is pro football’s incarnation of Amateur Night. Like New Year’s Eve is with drinking, millions of people are interested in a football game between the Colts and Saints, teams that they are likely not to have seen play at any point this season.
It is likely that at least one third of the audience has not seen the...
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A Wallet Full of Game
October 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Rickey A. Kempter, a 50-year-old douchebag hailing from Cheyenne, Wyoming was picked up by authorities after printing phony $50 bills he intended to give to an exotic dancer. According to authorities:
Federal prosecutors say Kempter hired a[sic] the exotic dancer for a private dance at the Lariat Motel, and Kempter and the dancer shared a taxi to the location. The taxi driver called police after they arrived, saying Kempter asked him to hold a roll of $50 bills and he noticed that they looked odd and were not cut evenly.
According...
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Terror Suspect Captured in Massachusetts
October 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Tarek Mehanna, a 27-year old man residing in Sudbury, Massachusetts, was arrested on federal terrorism charges this morning. Mehanna was allegedly planning terror attacks on politicians and a shopping mall. Much like the arrest of Najubullah Zazi and associates, Mehanna never got close to carrying out said attacks; federal investigators were on him from the beginning:
A Sudbury, Mass., man was arrested Wednesday on federal terrorism-related charges and accused of planning attacks inside and outside the United States,...
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Obama Solves More Problems (over beer)
August 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment
We came across this video today, and it’s well worth the watch: You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Kudos to LandlineTV! Read More →
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