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July 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment
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Rant: ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC — You’re missing a huge story here… There’s a (*sssshhhh* homosexual Democrat) named Frank Lombard, the Associate Director for Duke University’s Center for Health Policy…
ABC isn’t reporting that he’s gay. NBC isn’t reporting that he logged into a chat room as “perv dad for fun.” CBS isn’t acknowledging that he traded his 5-year-old son for sex. CNN and MSNBC remains silent in this minority child for...
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FBI Raids Office of Obama’s Chief Technology Officer
March 12, 2009 · 2 Comments
Vivek Kundra
Hardly a day goes by where we learn of another scandal involving another Obama appointee. This morning, federal agents searched the office of Washington D.C.’s Chief Technology Officer. The outgoing CTO, who held the position until March 4th of this year, is Vivek Kundra, the newly appointed Chief Information Officer of the Obama administration.
Federal agents this morning are searching the office of Washington, D.C.’s Chief Technology Officer.
The search of the office at 1 Judiciary Square...
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Michael Moron Watch
February 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Michael Moore
It appears that our favorite douchebag documentarian Michael Moore is at it again, this time asking Wall Street insiders among others to share “the real deal” for an upcoming movie on the current financial crisis.
In a letter posted on his website, Michael Moore writes:
I am in the middle of shooting my next movie and I am looking for a few brave people who work on Wall Street or in the financial industry to come forward and share with me what they know. Based on those who have already...
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Screw You, Michael Phelps…
February 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment
…and screw you liberal bloggers and facebook assholes that are joining that nauseating “Leave Phelps Alone” campaign.
Let’s face it. Matt Michael Phelps is a douchebag that got caught smoking pot and deserves to be punished for smoking pot, along with all of the other douchebags that get caught smoking pot. Olympian, hero, dolphin, American icon… whatever. There can be no legal exemption in Phelps’ case. He made a mistake and has to pay for it like everyone else.
I’m not going...
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Media Exonerates Rapist, Pedophile
July 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Big Pimpin
Rant: ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC — You’re missing a huge story here… There’s a (*sssshhhh* homosexual Democrat) named Frank Lombard, the Associate Director for Duke University’s Center for Health Policy…
ABC isn’t reporting that he’s gay. NBC isn’t reporting that he logged into a chat room as “perv dad for fun.” CBS isn’t acknowledging that he traded his 5-year-old son for sex. CNN and MSNBC remains silent in this minority child for...
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Shoe Lobber Jailed
March 12, 2009 · 1 Comment
al-Zeidi
Muntadar al-Zeidi, the 30-year-old journalist who threw his shoes at George W. Bush was sentenced to three years in prison.
The bigger douchebags in this story may turn out to be the al-Zeidi’s defense attorney, family, and supporters who believe that it is a civil liberty to assault the President of the United States:
A court convicted an Iraqi journalist of assault Thursday for hurling his shoes at George W. Bush and sentenced him to three years in prison, prompting an outburst from his family and calls...
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November 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Hello, loyal readers. You may have recently noticed the surprising lack of submit forms in a number of areas on the site, including “submit a douchebag,” “submit a douchebite,” “tell us,” and “contact us.” Well, we noticed this problem too and fixed it (sorry.) So… feel free to submit away once again… Ed. Read More →
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